What you need:
Fly into the waste lands and find a Tusken Raider's camp (In a big camp There should be more than a dozen).
1: Make sure all the Raiders are asleep, than go into a Bantha tent, And pinch there a**'s the firmer the better, once you find the best shoot it with a Blaster rifle, than hook it up to your Landspeeder (or just go to the grocery store).
2: Once back to the Home stead, cut off the Bantha's horns (keep them, they make great yeast), shave off all the Bantha's hair and, with a big lift put the Bantha in the grinder (this can get messy).
3: Take the Grinded meat and put it in the oven and let it cook for about a week.
4: While the Bantha's cooking you should make the bread for the burgers, grind up the Bantha's horns to make yeast, put the yeast with Dew Back scales and Krayte Dragor bones (look for droid tracks) mix with water (if you can find any), put it in an open window (look out for hungry Jawas), let sit for a week.
5: In a week both your Bantha meat and your bread should be done, scoop up little Bantha meat and slop it on the bread, put on your choice of toppings, and you'll be done (or you can just go to the store and get pre. made bantha meat). Serves: 300.

Directions:
1. First find one of them there Quarren, but be careful and bring a taser they can be quite slippery.
2 After catching it cover it in the cooking oil. It should be really slick.
3. Shove it in the blender.
4. Take the Howler monkey and just for fun, put it in to. It should rip the Quarren's face off!
5. Now BLEND!!!!!!
6. After initial blending, add Captain Crunch w/ Crunch Berries
7. Now Blend again.
8. At this point you add the Circus Peanuts.
BLEND thouroughly
9. Now add some Correlian Whiskey, Perferably Wyryn's Reserve
10. Down the tall frothy glass full of flesh, sugary cereal, strong alchohol, and Circus Peanuts Have fun!!!

Ingredients:
1 medium sized jawa
bread crumbs or if you like, use wookie droppings
(though sour, it compliments the dish quite nicely!!)
Jabba the hutt juice (it's that stuff he leaves behind, like a snail's trail, only yummier!!)
dipping sauces

Directions:
1. Find a jawa. If you see a giant moving irregular shaped box going by, there's probably a jawa inside.
2. To kill it (which is difficult). Shoot at with a cross-bow(don't take Chewbacca's, I did once and he started to freak out, yelling ARRGRHGRHGRHJG every second, boy
for a Jedi, I was Sh**ing bricks!!), but don't be fooled it isn't dead untill it stops yelling, "Utini!!"
3. Now, that it's dead cut up into little squares.
4. Dip pieces in Jabba juice and roll in bread crumbs
or the wookie droppings.
5. Throw the nuggets on the skillet!!!!
6. When done, let cool, don't pick at it!!!!! Just wait!!!!
7. Now, the dipping sauces is usually done by preference, I like them dipped in ketchup, but the snakes swear by wampa syrup ( I personally think the extreme bitterness of it makes it taste like sh**!)

Hmmm...good food..yess!

You can use any greens you want, but a list of my personal favorites include:
Moss from the swamps of dagobah
And some of that sea weed stuff that came up off the bottom of the swamp with Luke's X-wing
Massassi tree leaves from Yavin
Wroshyr tree bark from Kashyyk
Petals of a siren plant from Kashyyk

Tear or shred greens and put into a large bowl. Use about equal amounts of everything.
WARNING: be extremely careful with the siren plant. If you have to kill it yourself, be sure to take a wookiee guide with you, they're located far below the canopy. They're poisonous and have little vine things that grow out of them to trap their food. If you feel something winding around you while you're down there.... sorry about that!! and hope you had a
nice life, bye!
For some great dressings, use mynock saliva, hutt drool, or ewok wastes!!!
Serves 20 wookiees (or 50 humans)
Enjoy!!!!

Directions:
Take the large, fully grown Yuzzem, set aside Yuzzem stock. On large butcher block, slice open the abdomen. Just inside the chest cavity, you will find the Yuzzems multi chambered heart. While considered a delicious item on some worlds, most humans find it slightly tart, and detracting from the main dish's savory flavor. Slice carcas into strips
(extremeties optional, sometimes not very tender). Laying the strips out before you, rub briskly with the Lawry's season salt, followed by the pepper. When completed, this simple mix of seasons gives a delightful rind.Take the Campells Cream of Dianoga soup, and put in large broiler pan. Do not add water as the can's directions state...the Yuzzem
will produce enough juices to de-condense the soup. Dice the chak root, onion, celery and carrots into a fine, salsa like mixture, and add to the Dianoga Mixture. Mix thoroughly, and set aside one cup. Place the seasoned Yuzzem strips into the
broiler pan, criss-crossing as you would the crust of an apple pie. Now pour the remaining one cup of Dianoga blend over the Yuzzem strips in a decorative drizzle. Place the broiler pan into a preheated, 450 degree oven for two hours. Garnish with lemon wedges, or slices, whichever prefered. Serves thirteen.
---We are interested in comments from any who try this family recipe, handed down from several generations.

Directions:
Get out big a-- bowl. (the bigger, the better) Crack eggs and drop in bowl. (still beware of mad mommy) mix in 2 ground Rodian arms, and 2 gallons o' monkey lizard juice. (don't drink this, very, very, nasty till cooked----yuck!!) chop up womprat (lightsaber works well for this. messy though) mix in womprat with other crap. put into little bowls and bake until green. makes about 200 servings.......enjoy.............mmmmmmmmm.......good
food.....
JSmooth69
JSmooth69 Inc.

Ingredients:
1 Hammerhead
some Tusken Raider poopies
panty hose

1. Big lanky Hammerhead, mmmmm, good. O.k. first, find one, they hang out at the cantina and boy, they make some crazy @$$ noises!!
2. Blast em' in the head!! Weee! Look at em' scream!! You thought they made wierd noises before!!
3. Take em' outside and put em' over a landspeeder, slice off his head, owwww, oozy!!
4. You can give the body to some one else, I think that stuff tastes like a sour turd!! The body is the good stuff!!
5. Open up head and scoop out flesh, throw into a nice bowl not a ignorant bowl, but a nice one.
6. Anyway, once you get the flesh in the bowl, find some Tusken Raider turds. Mmmmm...turds....oh, Yoda sorry....and add to flesh in bowl.
7. Mix it up!!
8. Pour mixture into the first leg of panty hose, cut off at thigh , tie ends and place aside, do this with the other leg.
9. Throw on a grill and eat!!
((Panty hose??!!?!?!?!))

Intro: Toes are the best, I eat em' with my snakes all the time ( Yoda get lonely, snakes
all I have). And great at parties!!!!

Ingredients:
Greedo ( think you can handle that, young Jedi)

Directions:
1. Get Greedo, he hangs out at the Cantina and at Jabba's a lot ( but, watch out he fires
first now!)
2. Once you find him, kill him. Hard you say?? No easy! (The boy has no patience.)
Just start a conversation with him ( topic suggestions: how's the wife and kids? or you
look great today!). Now, slide blaster under the table and shoot. Watch out I warn you
again, he fires first now!!!
3. Drag the crusty thing into a big @$$ fire pit. Throw him in!! (Pulled out my back
doing this, Yoda did. Should of used the force!)
4. Now take out and chop of his toes.
5. Remove all toejam ( egh, egh, disgusting!! Not only that, but if you leave it in the toes
they will taste extremely sour!!)
6. Serve at once. And hey, with the Ewoks in a blanket and these finger foods you got a party!!! ( Forget you Tostitos)

INTRO: Ewok has unique flavor, yes, yes, almost like Wookie, but bitter!!!! Egh, egh, you say? Hmmm, more like yummy!!! And so many live on Endor, finding them is so easy!!

INGREDIENTS:

1 Ewok
Big @$$ piece of rootleaf (enough to cover Ewok)
Sny Snootle lips

DIRECTIONS:

1. Find an Ewok. Easy as hell, yes? Ok, kill it. Don't know how? Awwwww, can not
get your Ewok dead, hmmmm? Well, best way is to throw em' on a fire and watch em'
jump. But, if it jumps out, blast em"!
2. After you do that, cook em' thoroughly, you don't want Ewok Salmonella, it not good!
3. Now, skin em'!!
4. Lay down rootleaf and place the Ewok in the middle.
5. Get the Sny Snootle lips and blend, the lops produce a sweet yet sour sauce, perfect
for Ewoks!
6. Spread sauce on Ewok and wrap with rootleaf.
7. Serve at once to a large party. My Jedi friends love em' (although most of them are
ghosts). =(

Hope you like my cookbook, I do...if not, tough shit!

*Additions to ver._3.0: Added easy "jump to recipe" feature, added two pictures, tweaked it a bit. And the new Yoda's Cookbook messageboard!